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Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:59:21 GMT

1. Join the Military or the Mob?
Mob . . . I have skillz they would use. >D

2. Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense? example: murder?
Nope.

3. Make one porno if it meant never having to work again?
SHIT YES.

4. Cheat on your bf/gf with your biggest crush if there was no possibility that they would EVER find out?
. . . . . . wat?

5. Eat spoiled food from the garbage or go hungry?
spoiled food. I've done it before. D.

What if...

1. In your relationship you find out you are going to have a baby but one of you doesn't want it. Who has the right to choose?
Well considering it would be me that wouldn't want it . . . . .

2. Your partner had to work overseas for a year, would you consider playing around?
I has toys . . . actually I got two more from the bargain bin last night. .D

3. You find out before having sex for the first time with your partner that they have a highly contagious STD, would you still have sex with them?
I HAS TOYS KTHXBAI.

4. You are in a serious accident in the middle of nowhere and your only chance of survival is to cut off your own arm, would you do it?
Yes, yes I would.

5. You had to kill a member of your family if it meant you would save thousands of lives, would you?
Depends . . . which member are we talking about? And would I get in trouble for it?

Yes or No

1. Have you had cyber-sex?
Many many times.

2. Would you masturbate in front of your partner?
*looks at hide* Happens all the fucking time. XD

3. Would you tell your partner (who you really love) that they are bad in bed?
Hell no. I'll just use my toys when they arent around.

4. While having sex, have you ever thought about someone else to keep you turned on?
Nope.

5. Have you ever looked at a family member and felt sexually attracted to them?
D. My cousin Allan looks like Legolas . . . . . .

What do you think?

1. Gay marriage is wrong?
Fuck no. .D

2. The night of your best-friend's wedding their fiance comes on to you, should you tell your best-friend?
Of course I would.

3. You catch one of your parents having a one-night-stand, should you tell the other parent?
I would.

4. Your partner wants to go to a "swingers" club, would you go to keep your partner happy?
Probably not.

5. You are about to tell your spouse that you want a divorce but they just found out that a close family member is dying, do you still tell them?
Why would I get married to begin with?

Finale!

1. Would you/Have you ever fake illness to get attention?
Nope, only to get out of work. .D

2. You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away?
I help . . . its in my nature. I'll torture them later though.

3. You have a non life threatening sexual disease, would you have a one night stand without telling the person?
Me? A one night stand? HA!

4. Do you think it is important to tell the truth or spare someones feelings?
Sometimes its better to spare someones feelings.

5. Do you think this survey was truly original?
A couple of questions were. I still want to know who writes this crap though.

Who is it that you're in love with?: I don't have the capacity to be in love anymore . . .
Have you ever gotten love and infatuation confused?: Nope. If my panties are wet, its infatuation.
What are you listening to right now?: Nothing.
Do you get real or fake Christmas trees? Why?: We've had the same fake one the entire 20 years I've been alive.
Who took your Myspace picture?: I dont' know . . Ask Yoshiki . . . its a picture of him.
Can you honestly say you appreciate opera?: Ew.
What brand was the last sweater/jacket/hoodie you wore?: Uhh . . . its a military issue coat.
What is your name?: Eileen
How is the weather?: COLD but sunny~!
Have you ever had a picnic?: Oh yeah.
How long does it take you to get to school?: If I went to school, probably an hour.
Who's the last friend you added on Myspace?: I don't remember . . . some emo kid.
What does your Myspace status say?: wat?
Do you have any plans for today?: Buy fabric to make my parents SOMETHING for christmas.
Do you keep a journal or diary?: LJ LJ LJ LJ LJ I have like 7 of them now.
If I were to raid your drawers, what would I find?: Uhh . . . glowy beads?
Is your significant other of the same ethnicity as you?: If hide counts, no.
How tall is s/he? 5'5 ish
What color eyes do you have?: THATS A GOOD QUESTION.
Where is your cell phone right now?: Upstairs next to my bed.
Do you always pick up calls?: I screen my calls.
How often do you text a day?: Uhh . . . like 20 times?
Is this going to be a busy week for you?: Already has been.
Who was the last person you left a picture comment for?: Umm . . . .
Last person you messaged via Myspace?: Someone named Yurga . . .?
Do you usually remember or forget your dreams?: I remember some of them.
When was the last time you baked cookies?: A week ago.
Do you use cake mixes or start from scratch when making cake?: Is there cake mix in the house?
Do you believe in a Heaven and Hell?: this IS hell.
Do you know anyone who doesn't celebrate Christmas?: A few people.
Do you have any friends in a band?: If you count people I've never actually talked to . . . .
What's the last CD you bought?: I don't remember. XD
Did you buy anything in the last week?: A trench coat thats ripped. D.
When was your current house built?: 2005
Who was the last person you talked to in person?: My dad.
What color are your nails painted?: black
What was the last movie you saw in theaters?: In theaters? The new indiana jones movie.
Tell me what your family members are doing: My parents are at work.
How many boy/girlfriends have you had this past year?: Uh . . . does hide count?
When you make New Year's resolutions, do you keep them or end up giving up?: I usually forget them the next morning.
If you put your age and your boy/girlfriend's age together, how much do you get?: Fuck if I know. I'm not up to math right now.
Do you have a steady income?: kinda?

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what does the current bag you're using look like?: Its black, messenger bag, and I painted on it.
do you own anything with zebra or leopard print?: YES COCONUT IT WAS LEOPARD PRINT . . . My zebra print shoes, and my leopard print pillows.
what is your sign?: Aquarius.
what do you hear right now?: MY DOGS BARKING AT SOMETHING.
where are the noises you hear coming from?: Outside.
which room of the house are you in right now?: living room.
where was your default picture taken?: Uhh . . . I don't know. Ask Yoshiki. XD
would you rather be somewhere else right now?: SOMEWHERE WARM KTHX.
who are you missing?: A lot of people . . . .
who else is in the house with you?: Just the dogs and my lizard. hide went to visit coconut last night.
does anything hurt on you right now?: Yeah. My back and chest hurts from shivering.
how are you feeling?: I cna't breathe through my nose.
what's the last stuffed animal you bought?: I . . . have no clue.
have you and your best friend been mistaken as related?: A few times, actually.
three thoughts you're currently thinking right now: I should go to wal mart . . . my mom would like a baggie to keep coins in . . . wtf should I make for dad?
what does the nearest sweater/hoodie/jacket to you look like?: Standard military issue 20 years ago.
what is directly behind you?: A couch.
who was the last person that left you a myspace comment?: Yurga. I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY IS.
are you satisfied with your weight?: NOOOOO.
if you're in college, did you really go through the dreaded "freshman fifteen"?: XD Community college doesn't work like that.
what year will/did you graduate high school?: 2006
who did you have your first dance with?: I don't know?
what's your significant other's occupation?: Hes a hallucination.
have you ever taken vocational courses in school?: lol que?
are you a good cook?: Oh yes.
what's the last musical performance you watched live?: Live . . . Dir en grey in 07.
how much gas is in your tank?: about half . . .
are you bored?: Kinda.
do you sleep with a nightlight?: Hell no.
what's the last thing someone bought for you?: I'll find out tomorrow.
do you remember the last thing your significant other gave you?: YEAH. HE LICKED ME.
did the person who hurt you the most apologize?: He cant.
when was the last time you shed a few tears?: This morning when I stubbed my toe.
have you ever seen your significant other cry?: A few times. D.
are you left or right handed?: Ambidextrous. .D
who is the first person on your top friends?: My sister Kristin.
do you consider anyone brother or sister to you even though you guys aren't really related?: Missy . . . XD
do you know who will be the godparents of your future children?: If I ever have Children, Missy adn Sarah. XD
do you already have children?: Fuck no. I'm missing a key requirement here.
if you married the last person you text messaged, who would your husband/wife be?: COCONUT.
is there something you've wanted to do but couldn't because of money issues?: Many many times. D.
can your significant other play an instrument?: COCONUT YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME I PLAY ANYTHING WITH STRINGS . . . Um . . . hide plays guitar and probably a shitton o other things too.
when was the last time you saw him/her?: last night.
do you put a subject for the bulletin before or after you've finished filling the body out?: What is this bulletin you're speaking of?

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Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:48:55 GMT

We have surveys, and memes, and most come from coconut. Yes, this is Vandigo, and I'm sure you all are kinda tired of my spamming with memes and nothing else on my main account, so hurr.

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